Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Three Japanese porn stars walk into a bar...

Three Japanese porn stars walk into a bar.

The first Japanese porn star asks for Sex on the Beach, and the bartender pours a bucket of sand on the floor and proceeds to fuck the shit out of her.

After he finishes, the second Japanese porn star orders a Screaming Orgasm so the bartender shoves a vibrator up her ass and proceeds to fuck her pussy until she nearly explodes.

The third Japanese porn star requests a... I dunno! I'm actually just making this joke up as I go along but honestly I'm just not that funny.

If you think you can finish this Japanese Porn Star joke, please post your punchline in the comments!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Japanese porn sluts are cool!!

All porn stars are sluts, but Japanese porn stars are the best sluts ever!! They are gorgeous and sexy, and when they make a porn movie you can really feel how hot their pussies are. Japanese AV Idol girls do all kinds of porn, and they will fuck and give blowjobs better than anybody. A lot of Japan porn stars also have really big natural tits which is amazing when you see their boobs bouncing and getting tit fucked.

Japanese AV Idol porn stars also sometimes do bukkake which is a group of men cumming all over one girl who is basically showered with cum. It's crazy and extreme sex but it's a kind of Japanese porn tradition.

If you watch this video you can see an example of a kind of bukkake with Japanese porn star